Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Top Ten Things Not Overheard on Black Friday

Oh yes, it's that time of year again.  First, Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!  Hope your holiday is oh, so delicious.  Second, my top ten list is timely.  If you've never experienced a Friday with the shopping masses, you don't know what you're missing.  There are deals to be found, right?  Well, I've only ever been once, but I can assure you that these are ten things you'll never hear while shopping on Black Friday.  Hope you enjoy!

10.  No, go ahead of me in line.  I don't mind.
9.    We're only going to two stores--three tops.
8.    I'm confused.  It's midnight...are we shopping late or early?
7.    I sure hope I spend enough money to recover the economy.
6.    Ooooh, Jingle Bells, Wal-mart smells, granny got a gun...
5.    Who really needs a 48-inch, plazma, HD TV for $200 dollars?  Really?
4.    Boy, wonder why the mall's so crowded?
3.    I'll just be in here a minute.
2.    I'll never see a deal like this again!
1.    I'll take a Gerard Butler in a size 10 *wink*

There you go.  Top Ten Things Not Overheard on Black Friday.  For a little more information about myths of Black Friday, check out the following Fox News clip.

Black Friday Myths

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Kellie Kamryn said...

Funny as always Cherie! hahaha

Cherie Marks said...

Thanks, Kellie!