Monday, October 17, 2011

Top Ten Reasons Vampires Will Never Die

I write contemporary, but it is scaring season, so today's Top Ten is all about vampires.  And, though book industry people say the market is saturated, there will always be romance books with vampires and here's why.  Hope you enjoy.

10.  Turns out, a diet of blood results in less tummy upset (any vamps fart in the books you've read?).
9.    Bad boys in black...need I say more?
8.    No wrinkles due to sunbathing.
7.    Garlic-breath is never a problem.
6.    You'll never have to share mirror-space.
5.    Your PMS chocolate stash is safe around him.
4.   Authentic Halloween decorations from his creepy castle.
3.  Tight, leather pants don't provide enough room for the whole embarrasing (and gross) hand-down-the-pants guy-thing.
2.  Robert Pattinson, Brad Pitt, Alexander Skarsgard, Ian Somerhalder, and Tom Cruise (before the crazy).
1.  The sexy bedroom voice created with those fangs never gets old.

So, there you have it!  Top ten reasons vampires will never die.  Hope you enjoyed.

Just a little FYI, Into the Fire, recently received a couple good reviews.  Check them out, if you get a chance.

Sizzling Hot Book Reviews said "Into the Fire gives us a wonderful concept, great conflict and adoring characters. Don’t miss Into the Fire when you are looking for a new book."  For the entire review, go here:

Got Erotic Romance said "Into the Fire is a fast and fun read. Is it getting hot in here? This kitchen is on fire!" For the entire review, go here:

Happy Writing!

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Kellie Kamryn said...

Hilarious as always Cherie! And congrats on the reviews :) WTG!!!

Calisa Rhose said...

Cracked me up, Cherie! But didn't Tom play a gay vampire? So he doesn't really qualify as a mood shifter for us gals. lol

Congrats again on the awesome reviews! I haven't read my copy yet- damn I need two, no three, of me to read all the heart-stopping books out this year alone!

Anonymous said...

LOL. Since I write vampires, I love your stand on the matter. Very funny post.

Linda Nightingale

Jennifer Jakes said...

Love it, Cherie! (TC- before the crazy) LMAO!
Congrats on the reviews:)

Unknown said...

Love this. Vampires will always make fantastic romantic heroes and heroines. :)

Debra St. John said...

I've always been a vampire fan...I'm totally with you on all of these, but my favorite reason is #2! Hot boys playing even hotter vampires...yum!


Lilly Gayle said...

Too funny, Cherie. And congrats on the great reviews.

Cherie Marks said...

Thanks for the luv, all! Hope it gave you a giggle.

Kat Fort said...

"Before the crazy" - I love it!