Top Ten Reasons You Should Watch Dancing With the Stars

10.          Just to piss off the super-conservatives who don’t like Chaz Bono.
9.            To be there for Ron Artest’s next name change to Mr. Turd  Ferguson.
8.            To totally get styling tips from Carson Kresley (oh, how I miss Queer Eye).
7.            It’s part of the celebrity-melt-down scavenger hunt and David Arquette is next on the list.
6.            To watch the husky celebrities shrink (I actually do love that where Jenny Craig has failed, moving butts succeeds)
5.            It’s a one-Kardashian limit I can handle.
4.            To watch Nancy Grace successfully refute the judges criticisms of her dancing.
3.            To make bets and watch the progress of the Kristin Cavallari and Mark Ballas hook-up.
2.            Derek Hough, Val Chmerkovskiy, Mark Ballas, and Tristan MacManus
1.            Maksim!  Maksim!  Maksim!

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Into the Fire available from The Wild Rose Press, October 5, 2011